This scene is inexplicably funny
A skull, but it seems to have a human expression. It looks a bit cunning, even a bit… mean!
However, neither Wang Teng nor Zhou Xuanwu smiled at this time, but looked at the skull with slightly solemn eyes.
The Nether Python was ecstatic in its heart, as if it had seen a savior, and opened its mouth to shout: “Wugu, you damn mother is finally willing to come out, please save me, please save me…”
“It’s so noisy, shut up!”
Bang!In the middle of shouting, Wang Teng slapped it on the head, causing its big mouth to close involuntarily, and a sharp fang almost bit his own tongue.
“Ouch, this little brother is very fierce!” The skull above seemed to show a smile, a skeleton arm stretched out from the dark clouds, five bare finger bones touched the chin, the upper and lower jaws opened and closed, and there was something in the mouth. Make a sound.
Wang Teng raised his head, his eyes seemed very surprised, imitating the other party’s tone: “Oh, this skull can actually speak human language!”
“…” Zhou Xuanwu.
“…” The Netherworld Python.
“…” Wu Gu.
The skull was obviously taken aback for a moment, and the blue will-o’-the-wisps in its eyes jumped for a moment, and then said in a very interested voice: “This little brother is very interesting!”
“This skull looks very interesting!” Wang Teng also looked interested and said.
“This little brother, you are very naughty!” The will-o’-the-wisps in the skull’s eyes stagnated slightly and he said slowly.
“This skull, you are very naughty!” Wang Teng said slowly without changing his expression.
“…” A few black lines couldn’t help but hang from the door of the skull’s head. At this moment, it finally felt that it seemed to have met the enemy of its life.
This human being is no less mean than that.
“Okay, that’s the end of the game. Let’s do business.” The skull spread its hands and jumped out of the dark clouds.
Its entire body finally appeared in front of Wang Teng and Zhou Xuanwu. It was a black skeleton. Apart from being completely black, it seemed to be no different from an ordinary skeleton.
“Okay, that’s the end of the game. Let’s do business.” Wang Teng spread his hands and said.
“…” The skull said helplessly: “Hey, hey, hey, I told you not to play anymore, and you’re still here. Are you a repeater?”
“Hey, don’t you know, the essence of human beings is repeaters.” Wang Teng said quietly.
“Ah, I’m sorry, hello repeater.” The skull touched his bald head and said sheepishly.
“Forget it, you are just a skeleton after all, I can’t ask too much of you.” Wang Teng waved his hands as if “I have a lot, my lord.”
“Thank you for your understanding.” The skeleton seemed very grateful.
This man had already experienced several confrontations within a few words, and no one benefited from it.
The skull bowed slightly at this time and said: “Let me introduce myself. I am Wu Gu from the Bone Spirit clan.”
As he spoke, he straightened up. A black hat appeared in his hand and was placed on his head.
“The Bone Spirit Clan.” Wang Teng thought to himself. This was the first time he heard about it. Looking at Zhou Xuanwu, he seemed extremely confused. He obviously didn’t understand the so-called Bone Spirit Clan.
“Wugu, what are you talking about? Help me!” Seeing that they were talking endlessly, the Netherworld Python could no longer bear it and shouted again.
It was seriously injured, bastard! Only half of the body is left, you bastard!
Can you consider the feelings of the injured, you bastard! “You are really noisy!” Wang Teng turned to look at the Netherworld Python and said quietly.
The Nether Python suddenly became excited and felt his heart trembling. He quickly closed his mouth, his big eyes filled with fear.
“Now that the dark species behind it has come out, your tool python is useless.”
As soon as Wang Teng finished speaking, the war sword appeared in his hand and passed by as fast as lightning.
The sword light flashed!
laugh……
In the stunned gaze of the Nether Python, a large amount of blood sprayed out from the connection between its head and body as if it was free.
Just like a fountain faucet…
Then, the body and head were separated ~ Zhou Xuanwu was stunned.
Wu Gu, who claimed to be from the Bone Spirit clan, was also dumbfounded.
This human being is so cruel! If you say kill, kill!
Real tool python! ! !
Even the Nether Python itself was stunned, boundless fear struck in its heart, and darkness overwhelmed it.
“No……”
The Nether Python let out its final roar, full of unwillingness, and stared at Wu Gu.
Obviously, it has already appeared, why not save it? Why? ? Boom!
The huge python head fell to the ground, making a dull noise.
“Wow, he’s dead!” Wu Gu yelled, as if he was very sorry.
“…” Zhou Xuanwu.
He felt that the skull acted very fake and had no sincerity at all. The cry was as indifferent as seeing an insignificant person die.
This is a heartless skull!But it seems that Wang Teng is also very ruthless. He kills the tool python as soon as he is done with it, and he is ruthless.
“Come on, let’s play next.” Wang Teng looked at Wu Gu with a smile.
“Okay, okay, what are you playing for?” Wu Gu said with a smile.
“…” Zhou Xuanwu had a question mark on his head.
God, the eagle catches the chicken!He now wants to open Wang Teng’s Tianling Cap and see what’s inside. How can his brain circuit be so strange?
“Why didn’t you become the chicken?” Wu Gu asked curiously.
Wang Teng didn’t answer, but his eyes fell on Wu Gu’s lower body, which was very meaningful…
“…” Wu Gu was stunned for a moment, and then countless black lines hung down from his forehead again.
O(╯□╰)o K ~O！
Wu Gu was defeated once again!It clutched its chest and took three steps back. It looked like it was seriously injured. It pointed one finger at Wang Teng and fell back: “Ah, I’m dead!”
It just fell straight up in the sky, suspended there, and did not move for a long time.
“…” Zhou Xuanwu.
Where did this weird skeleton come from! ! ! His heart was about to collapse.
Forget about meeting Wang Teng, now a weird skull appears.
One person and one bone is like a gathering of patients who escaped from a mental hospital, having a great time.
“That’s so fake!” Wang Teng didn’t notice Zhou Xuanwu’s resentment and said quietly as he looked at Wu Gu.
“Ah? Really? My acting skills have always been very good.” Wu Gu raised his head and said in surprise.
“No, I can tell at a glance.” Wang Teng said.
“Oh, what a failure.” Wu Gu jumped up, pretending to pat the non-existent dust on his body, and said dejectedly.
“I suggest you start working on your acting skills from a walk-on role. Let me tell you, every role player has the potential to be the Best Actor. I know one who was originally a walk-on, but ended up becoming the Best Actor by running around.” Wang Teng was talking nonsense. road.
“A walk-on role?” Wu Gu’s skull face was filled with confusion, but he still asked humbly: “Excuse me, what does this walk-on role mean?”
“Oh, a walk-on player means that he can act in everything, such as a takeaway boy, a passerby, a waiter, etc. It can be said that he is a type of person with a wide range of acting skills. Of course, the most important thing is to play a dead body. They simply put the dead body into various tricks. Yes, there are all kinds of deaths, I guarantee you can learn how to play a dead body well,” Wang Teng said.
“Then where will this dragon robe run?” Wu Gu asked hurriedly with eyes twitching wildly.
He even ran forward to grab Wang Teng’s hand, appearing very eager.
“Welcome to Hengdian!” Wang Teng responded with a flash of his eyes.
At this time, Wu Gu had already arrived in front of him, and the bone hand that was originally grabbing Wang Teng’s arm suddenly became extremely sharp, like a bone knife, thrust into Wang Teng’s abdomen.
This is about taking out a kidney!
Wang Teng’s expression was dull, but his movements were not slow at all. He made a fist with one hand and smashed it into the opponent’s bone hand.
Wu Gu’s eyes flashed with will-o’-the-wisp, and he had no choice but to change his attack method. The bone knife turned into a palm and faced Wang Teng’s fist.
boom! There was a loud roar, and the shock wave formed by the Force rolled back to the surroundings. The two were separated as soon as they touched, so fast that only afterimages could be seen.
“You are very insidious, skeleton monster.” Wang Teng said lightly.
“Both each other.” Wu Gu said with a smile, and moved his palms, making a clicking sound: “Speaking of your strength, it is no wonder that you can catch the attack of the Netherworld Python with your bare hands.”
“Come here, let me experience it for yourself.”
As soon as the words fell, Wang Teng disappeared from the spot, suddenly appeared in front of Wu Gu, and punched the opponent.
The secret of power!
boom! A terrifying explosion sounded, and the punch hit Wu Gu’s head directly. If it hit Wu Gu, the skull would probably explode into bone dregs.
“whee!”
However, Wu Gu smiled and punched out with the same punch, colliding with Wang Teng’s fist.
Boom! The fists of the two collided in mid-air, and there was a brief moment of stasis. No one could do anything to the other.
Wang Teng’s eyes showed surprise. This was the first time that his power failed to repel the enemy.
This skull is not simple!
The two separated instantly and collided again.
Wang Teng activated the ancient god’s body, exerted his power to the extreme, and fought against Wu Gu.
The ancient god’s body was so terrifying. Under its addition, Wu Gu’s complexion finally changed. Although it was still the same skull face, it was clearly felt that his expression became serious and he could no longer laugh. He had to He concentrated on dealing with Wang Teng’s punching power.
Even so, it continued to retreat under Wang Teng’s fist, and the bones in its body were smashed with clanging sounds.
Zhou Xuanwu on the side felt pain for it.
By the way, do skeletons hurt? I think this is a problem!
Zhou Xuanwu’s expression changed. If he couldn’t feel the pain, wouldn’t Wang Teng’s beating be in vain? Do you want to tell him now?
Zhou Xuanwu was a little distressed and confused. He didn’t know whether he should speak or not. What if Wang Teng got angry and came over to beat him?
Look at the ferocity with which he punches, forget it, forget it, just stop meddling in other people’s business.
Anyway, looking at it like this, he still seems to have a lot of strength, and he’s not short of these few punches.
boom!Wang Teng frowned, as if he had discovered something, and punched Wu Gu hard, knocking Wu Gu back dozens of meters, and he turned several somersaults before stopping in embarrassment.
Ah, I wrote 5,000 words today. If you round it up, it’s 10,000 words. It’s great. I’ll give myself a late-night snack tonight~ (End of this chapter)